I feel like doing some character commissions. But I also feel picky and lazy So I'm gonna open up FOUR specific commission slots for full-body, inked character portrait/designs like so, so, so, or so. These will be $40USD apiece for one character, cell-shaded without much in the way of a background, rather like so or so.

Slots!
1. LadyFox
2. EruditeBastich
3. maiji
4. mental2

All gone~~

I'm trying to clean out my closet and get rid of some prints I still have sitting around. Shipping is four dollars per order (doesn't matter if you want one print or two or three), Paypal is preferred, and here's what I have left:

- I have THREE 11"x17" on coated paper (15USD apiece) and FOUR 7.5"x10.5" on semigloss cardstock (12USD apiece).

- I have ONE 11"x13" on semigloss cardstock (15USD) and THREE on coated paper (12USD).

- Sold out T_T

- I have TWO 8.5"x11.5" on semigloss cardstock (20USD) and TWO on coated paper (15USD).

These are all fairly pristine laser prints that I had made when I worked for a print shop. I don't work there anymore so these are the last there'll be. PM me if you wanna buy.

Guh. My last entry's from November. Here's a random meme swiped from ~lover-of-the-Drow's journal just to shove the old off.

1. Choose a few of your own characters.
2. Make them answer the following questions.
3. Feel free to go ahead and add some questions yourself!!
4. Then tag three people.

I choose these fools. And I'm limiting myself to one sentence per character otherwise I'll turn each answer into a soliloquy.
Murkoph
Will
Bastion
Regina

Who are you?
Murkoph: "Demon, corpse, artist; admirer of skies, defiler of thighs; wizard with a knife; sexy fucker."
Will: "William Robinson, no account bartender and retired seaman."
Bastion: "None of your affair."
Regina: "Captain of the Buttercup, master of two dozen of the grimiest shitwads the sea's ever excreted!"

Do you have any brothers or sisters?
Murkoph: "Likely ate 'em in the kennel."
Will: "A brother and two sisters all back at home and farin' passing well last I heard."
Bastion: "None of your affair."
Regina: "Had some brothers but don't know where they got off to, slippery things."

How old are you?
Murkoph: "Roughly three-hundred million billion zillion years if a day."
Will: "Twenty-three, just."
Bastion: "None of your affair."
Regina: "Twenty-nine though I look half that, don't I?"

What's your height?
Murkoph: "Tall mother fucker."
Will: "Not as tall as I wish but I can reach the top shelf applejack so it'll do."
Bastion: "None of your affair."
Regina: "Ideal proportions plus three inch heels, darling."

Are you a virgin?
Murkoph: "I given more crabs to bitches than a seafood restaraunt."
Will: *lol*
Bastion: *lol*
Regina: *lol*

Who's your mate/spouse?
Murkoph: "I've a new whore every evenin' and I love 'em for all their worth - 'til they start spittin' blood."
Will: "Lurp's a fine mate though she don't drink as much as I'd wish for."
Bastion: "None of your affair."
Regina: "First mate's named Jon and the sorry bastard needs to quit hinting at payroll increases."

Do you have any kids?
Murkoph: "Not near as many as me appetite craves."
Will: "Ha, I hope not!"
Bastion: "None of your affair."
Regina: "Don't see how it's your business, Mademoiselle Meme."

What's your favourite food?
Murkoph: "Infant braised in birthin' fluids."
Will: "Olive stuffed mushrooms or a good beefsteak."
Bastion: "None of your affair."
Regina: "Candy, candy, candy."

Have you killed anyone?
Murkoph: "Pacifist."
Will: "..."
Bastion: "None of your affair."
Regina: "Seldom in cold blood but it's hard to play philanthropist when there's gold on the line and pistol shot flyin' and the air is full've splintering timbers."

Do you hate anyone?
Murkoph: "Never met a meal I didn't like."
Will: "There weren't many as I couldn't bear before bein' introduced to that sod Fane, or his friends Talon and Paul."
Bastion: "None of your affair."
Regina: "Them wisest in the ways of longevity try not to earn my umbrage."

Have any secrets?
Murkoph: "Generous sort like me? Never!"
Will: "None you wanna hear."
Bastion: "None of your affair."
Regina: "I... I once let a dolphin pork me on a wager. And I didn't hate it."

Do you love anyone?
Murkoph: "I've only love for whatever fortunate bit of sirloin is currently on the end of my knife."
Will: "I love a fair few but've had little fortune with the lasses."
Bastion: "None of your affair."
Regina: "Love's a liability!"

What is your job?
Murkoph: "Wolf among sheep."
Will: "Was a bartender but likely lost that job now... and rightly so." *sigh*
Bastion: "None of your affair."
Regina: "Pirate captain. Arrr."

Boy or girl?
Murkoph: "Wanna touch it?"
Will: "Ehm, a gent."
Bastion: "None of your af-- well, a man, wouldn't you say?"
Regina: "More man than you'll ever be, but technically these lovelies under the cravat are tits to die for."

What do you do to relax?
Murkoph: "Skin things."
Will: "Smoke a bowl, walk the sands, or trot up to the fountain with Reg and listen to the buskers."
Bastion: "None of your affair."
Regina: "When Jon's real lucky I'll let him massage my feet."

There's a person who's teasing you; what could you do?
Murkoph: "Ever one for diplomacy right off but that don't always get through a blighter's thick skull the way a succinct bone saw does."
Will: "Oh, likely laugh along; might piss in their ale if they're a customer but don't tell Stubbs that."
Bastion: "Cook them."
Regina: "People don't tease me."

Let’s say you have a person who you really care about but she/ he doesn’t know about your feelings. How do you tell her/him?
Murkoph: "Oh, somefin' romantickal; mebbe send 'em a box've hearts by post. Sodomize their dog whilst gesticulatin' meaningfully, battin' me eyes. Little things."
Will: "Bah, kickin' about with secrets like that isn't healthy for anyone. Best to take a deep lungful and go confess."
Bastion: "None of your affair."
Regina: "No reason t'keep good news like that to myself."

Do you like your maker?
Murkoph: "I'm a self-made corpse and owe no goddamned allegiance to anyone."
Will: "She's sick."
Bastion: "Her intestines should turn into poisonous snakes."
Regina: "Only recently acquainted. Heard she likes torturing boys though. Could prove a grand friend and accomplice."

Fin. Tagging is rude. I refuse!

There are a few print requests floating around the gallery so I may make some prints in the next few weeks. Keep a weather eye out.

Nearly at 150k! That seems like it could use a kiriban. Do the kids still use the word kiriban? If you're visitor 150,000, screencap the evidence, send it to me, and I'll draw you something probably.

Is the new FFTactics translation not the shit? I have to say that it is. I have to say that I've been screencapping nearly every dialogue box, and watching scenes over again because I am an incurable nerd who is playing through a port that is very nearly the sudden incarnation of something she's dreamed about since O'Smith translated Vagrant Story. OMG

Unrelated but I cleaned out a bunch of shitty old scraps and replaced them with some shitty new scraps. In the realm of nonscraps, I'm working on a picture with Balthier and Fran, a picture of a very scary lich named Rinst who gardens, and maybe some FFTactics fanart, because by gosh, I love them Beoulve brothers.

To arms!